Virtually the Best SciFi Conference Ever!

Me, as I appeared to conference attendees. Just hanging out in my submarine.

Just wrapped up a wonderful weekend attending Chessiecon, the scifi and fantasy conference named for the sea monster of the Chesapeake Bay. This year they held it online, which made it easier in some ways, and more difficult in others. The programming team kept me busy, with five panels and a reading. In case you missed it, here’s the recap:

How to Get Published, with Meg Eden, Linda Adams, Nate Hoffelder, and Steve Kozeniewski. I served as moderator for this panel. Everyone provided great advice, making it a real how-to panel for beginning writers.

Humor in SF/F Writing, with Steve Kozeniewski, Don Sakers, and the Chessiecon Guest of Honor, Charlie Jane Anders. I moderated this panel as well. It was an hour filled with wonderful and funny advice on how to write humor. Writing humor is difficult to do, and the panelists handled did a good job explaining how to go about it. The audience asked inciteful questions and I thought the panelists really addressed those well. The ‘after-party’ post-panel discussions in Discord were hilarious.

Making an Unlikeable Person a Likeable Character, with Mary Fan, Steve Kozeniewski, Valerie Mikles, Karen MacLeod, and me. Here I served as a panelist while Mary Fan moderated. It was a fascinating subject for a panel, as it really got into how writers create and develop characters that change and learn. Mary Fan did a super job moderating the session and I learned a lot from the other panelists.

My reading was well-attended. I read “Reconnaissance Mission” which appeared in Not Far From Roswell, by Pole to Pole Publishing. I challenged the audience to write down all the Edgar Allan Poe references they caught in my story, which made it a little more fun.

How to Ruin a Revolution, with Ted Weber, Cathy Hird, and Don Sakers. I moderated this one, but the panelists were all so knowledgeable and cited so many historical and fictional examples, I think the audience was blown away. We covered revolutions, protests, and coups, both historical and fictional, with special mention of Robert A. Heinlein’s The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. We should have offered college course credit for that 1-hour session.

Humans are the Same, with D.H. Aire, Susan de Guardiola, and Meg Nicholas. I served as moderator and the discussion was wide-ranging, comparing people today with our ancestors and exploring the few ways in which people have changed. We discussed what historians leave out, and what misconceptions we have about those who came before.

Overall, I miss in-person conferences, but there are advantages to online cons. Attendees don’t have to dress well, or even leave their house, to attend. Attendees get more close-up views of books that authors hold up, and they can simply copy and paste book and story titles so they can more easily buy the books they’re interested in.

I know, I know, you don’t have to say it. The only books you’re interested in are those by—

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 29, 2020Permalink

My Chessiecon 2020 Schedule

Here’s a rare opportunity, Poseidon’s Scribe fans. You can attend a writer’s conference and see me…for only $10. Yes, you read that correctly. $10.

The Chessiecon 2020 conference is online this year and it only costs a ten-spot to attend. Since it’s online, you can attend from anywhere. The conference runs from Friday, November 27 through Sunday, November 29.

Although things are still in flux, here’s my current schedule (subject to change) (all times are EST):

Date/TimeTitleDescription
Friday 5:30 pmHow to Get PublishedOverview of process from story idea to editing to submission to publishing.
Friday 8:30 pmHumor in SF/F WritingHow to make something funny, what makes someone laugh. Humor as ‘the tragedy you survived.’
Saturday 10:00 amMaking an Unlikeable Person a Likeable CharacterDiscuss how to write a person with unpleasant characteristics or behavior can still be a character that appeals to readers
Saturday 11:30 amReadingReading
Saturday 8:30 pmHow to ruin a revolutionDiscuss protests and revolutions have an effect that was not anticipated by the organizers. Do revolutions need to be violent to be effective? Consider Heinlein’s Moon is a Harsh Mistress as an example.
Sunday 1:00 pmHumans Are the SameHistory panel about examples of ways in which we’re not so different from our ancestors, and how writers make use of this fact. Funny stories of immature ancient graffiti, poetry about people’s cats, etc.

At the moment, it looks like I’ll be moderating four of those panels, all except “Making an Unlikeable Person a Likeable Character.” For my reading session on Saturday, I plan to present my short story “Reconnaissance Mission” from the anthology Not Far From Roswell.

Normally, I charge $11, or as much as $12, to see me, and then you only get my bad side, from a distance. Here’s your chance, for only $10, to see the real, live—

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 22, 2020Permalink

Author Interview — Corrie Garrett

The anthology 20,000 Leagues Remembered contains great stories by sixteen fine authors, and you’ll get to meet another one of them today. She’s Corrie Garrett, author of “A Concurrent Process.”

Corrie Garrett is an indie author of more than ten science fiction and romance novels. She went to school in the Piney Woods of East Texas, earning a degree in Political Science with a minor in Computer Science, since she mistook her love of dystopian novels for a career path. Corrie’s favorite authors include Asimov, Niven, and Wells, and she enjoys writing science fiction with an old-school feel. Her Alien Cadet series is in this vein, following the choices of a group of young adults coming of age under the (arguably benevolent) despotism of an alien race. Corrie lives in Los Angeles with her husband, four kids, and a surprising number of coyotes.

And now, the interview:

Poseidon’s Scribe: I suspect many would-be writers out there, who happen to be moms, are wondering this: how you find time to write stories while raising—and homeschooling—four children? Is there a time warp in your home that gives you more hours in each day?

Corrie Garrett: I wish! The answer falls somewhere between shirking laundry and pulling the occasional all-nighter. What I wouldn’t give for J.K. Rowling’s time-turner! But the real trick, I believe, is making writing—the process itself, not the result—the thing I look forward to. If I start thinking of writing as work, it’s difficult to get it done. When I consistently channel my thoughts toward how I get to relax and write at the end of the day, then I look forward to it, and it is easier to carve out the time.

P.S.: Did the National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) really spark your interest in writing? How often have you participated? With its emphasis on quantity, rather than quality, has it taken a lot of effort to convert a NaNo rough draft into a publishable novel?

C.G.: Yes, I love Nano! I’ve participated nine times and “finished” (in November) four times. Writing was a far-off dream until I realized that I could do it for one month, once a year, and produce a novel. That was all I did for the first four years: only wrote in November (and often December) then took a break and edited for… the rest of the year. That editing was often like bloodletting; the manuscripts were messy, and I hated rewriting so much! Now, ten novels in, I write more carefully the first time, cycling back whenever I need to fix something, with the goal to need only light editing at the end. Writing carefully, I can usually finish a novel in three to four months.

P.S.: Who are some of your influences? What are a few of your favorite books by other authors?

C.G.: It wouldn’t be fair not to mention Dean Wesley Smith first, both as an influence and an author whose work I admire! I would’ve stopped years ago if not for following his advice about cycling and killing the myths of writing.

As far as favorite books, I love classics like Jane Eyre and Pride and Prejudice, and sci-fi series like Dune, Asimov’s Foundation, Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonriders, and John Scalzi’s Old Man’s War.

P.S.: Where do you get the ideas for your stories?

C.G.: It’s usually a kernel of another story that I explore in a new way. Pride and Prejudice in the time of Trump, the story of Esther with aliens, or… Captain Nemo and time travel! My latest novella started with my sister’s idea of placing Shakespeare’s The Tempest on Mars.

P.S.: Is there a common attribute that ties your fiction together (genre, character types, settings, themes)?

C.G.: My fiction is pretty diverse by genre, but I think the underlying theme is that while evil is real, good is also real. Empathy, self-control, and self-sacrifice are usually the traits that save my heroes.

P.S.: You write both romance and science fiction. At your website, you state you’d like to settle on one genre, but can’t. Did you feel pressure to choose one of them? Now that you’ve picked both, do you see that as a problem?

C.G.: Well, my mom will read everything I write, but not many other people will! There’s not much overlap between my Austen Ensemble readers and Alien Cadet readers, for instance. I have no issue with that, but publishing “wisdom” generally says to pick a genre and develop some momentum with your readers. I was afraid by splitting my time, I’d never develop consistent readers in either genre. But I decided that was short term thinking! I like both, I want to write both… it’s a slower path, but I’m going to give it a try.

P.S.: Your story “A Concurrent Process” in 20,000 Leagues Remembered is a fun and thoughtful time-travel tale. (I’ll bet even Verne scholars won’t notice your meaningful choice of character names on the first read-through.) What prompted you to write that story?

C.G.: In the original, the wonder of the deep ocean, unknown creatures, and unexplored wonders was a large part of the magic! I wanted to capture a little of that feeling, and the future is definitely one of the great unknowns. Plus, I always like time travel stories where a genius in one era becomes a genius in another—if he has time to assimilate the science!

P.S.: What are the easiest, and the most difficult, aspects of writing for you?

C.G.: For me, nothing is better than a blank page. Starting a story is glorious and nothing is more fun than writing into the dark and discovering the character, mystery, and chaos that emerge. That’s the easy part. The worst is when I’m 3/5ths of the way through a story and I realize… no one is coming to finish this book! I’ve either got to finish riding the rollercoaster or fall off the unfinished scaffolding. Endings are crazy difficult for me, even when I’ve plotted out the climax and I know where I’m going.

P.S.: Tell us about your Austen Ensemble series (A Lively Companion, A True Likeness, and A Gentle Touch). All three books are getting very nice reviews. Are you planning to write more?

C.G.: Thanks! Austen Ensemble explores a slight variation in the Pride and Prejudice story (and beyond) and each book follows one of the women from the original: Elizabeth Bennet, Georgiana Darcy, and Anne de Bourgh. That trilogy is definitely done, but I’m already working on another Pride and Prejudice story that crosses over with Emma. It’s a fun sub-genre!

P.S.: Your Alien Cadets series (Manipulate, Captivate, Eradicate, and Evaluate) looks fascinating and is earning fine reviews. Please describe the universe of these books. What ties them together? Do you plan to continue the series?

C.G.: The Alien Cadet series is basically a space opera; you’ve got alien assassins, sentient trees, ancient religions, and a bit of romance (not surprising for me, right?). A group of aliens comes to Earth after a huge catastrophe and takes over—not necessarily to be tyrants, but not terribly keen on being friends, either. (A little like David Brin’s Uplift series.)  They not-so-gently draw humanity into the wider galactic scene, where it is common to have mentoring programs that reach cross-species. The first group of human kids are forcibly taken to join one of these programs, and each book follows a core group as they navigate coming home, finding their identity, and defending their planet from nefarious schemes.

P.S.: You’ve traveled through time and met yourself at a point when you were first thinking of being a writer. What one thing do you tell this younger version of you?

C.G.: Stop writing and invest in masks! Just kidding, that is a really good question. I think I’d tell myself not to rewrite those first novels for months and sometimes years at a time. One author compared it to making a cake. You can mess with one recipe for years and make one (im)perfect cake…but you won’t be a cook at the end of that time. The only way to learn is try multiple recipes, eat the food, and move on.

Poseidon’s Scribe: What advice can you offer aspiring writers?

Corrie Garrett: Don’t let the doom and gloom you hear about discoverability and the difficulty of publishing deter you. There are a lot of indie books being published every day, and there are a lot of readers. Seriously, more than you think. If you keep writing, keep learning craft as you go, and publish enjoyable, gripping stories, you can find readers. It’s a long-term thing, no short cuts, but there’s nobody to stop you except yourself!

Thank you, Corrie.

Readers can stay up to speed with Corrie’s writing successes at her website and on Facebook.

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 16, 2020Permalink

7 Things to Know Before You Retire to Write Full Time

It’s tough to write part time while still working at your day job. I know. I did it for several decades, all the while dreaming of how prolific I’d be and how much money I’d make when I retired.

Well, I’ve been retired for nearly three years. How’s it going so far?

In truth, things aren’t as good as I’d hoped, nor as bad as I feared. Still, I’ve learned some lessons.

If you’re still laboring in a day job, looking forward to retirement when you’ll write all day and rake in those large-advance contracts, perhaps you’ll benefit from my seven take-aways:

  1. Writing time will increase, but maybe not to full time. There will still be other things to do, the non-writing parts of life. Those won’t stop.
  2. There will still be reasons not to write. If you’ve been good at making excuses for avoiding things you should do, you’ll still do that in retirement. You might become better at it.
  3. Becoming rich may stay a dream. For most of you, writing will not provide much supplement to your retirement income.
  4. It may be harder to discipline your time. While you’re working, clocks rule your life and you squeeze writing into the available hours. When you retire, you’ll have more time, but it’s easier to waste it.
  5. You may have to adjust to life without a boss. During your working years, you’ve gotten used to having a supervisor tell you what to do. Can you manage your own time without a boss?
  6. Others might have a say. Perhaps your home companion’s vision of your retirement doesn’t include you sitting alone and typing for hours on end. Best to settle those issues before retirement day.
  7. You might get bored with writing. That hasn’t happened to me, but it could. Do you have a Plan B if you tire of the writing biz?

I don’t mean to give you the wrong impression. I’m enjoying my retirement and I’m writing more than I used to. It’s been great. Maybe, for you, retirement will provide the time you need to achieve the writing success you’ve dreamed of. I hope so. But it’s good to have realistic expectations.

Writing always starts with dreaming. But at some point, you’ve got to put words together using whatever time you have. If you still have a day job, write when you can. Don’t waste valuable time fantasizing about retirement, like—

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 15, 2020Permalink

Filby’s Question

To begin the world anew, you get three books. Which do you choose? That’s Filby’s question. Let’s explore it.

At the end of the movie The Time Machine (1960), David Filby discovers his friend George has departed in his time machine, again. Filby says to the housekeeper, “He’s gone back to the future, to begin a new world. But it’s not like George to go off without a plan. He must have taken something with him. Is anything missing?”

Credit to https://filmfreedonia.com

Mrs. Watchett replies, “Nothing…” and then sees a blank space on a bookshelf. “Except three books.” Filby asks, “Which three?” Mrs. Watchett replies, “I don’t know. Is it important?”

“Oh, I suppose not,” Filby answers. “Only…which three books would you have taken?”

There’s an interesting question. If you were headed to a place where people had no knowledge of civilization, where you had to start from scratch, what books would you take?

At this point, you may be thinking the premise of the question is so unlikely that it’s not worth thinking about. True, you won’t be travelling through time to restart civilization with only three books.

However, there are many similar—and more likely—scenarios in which you might need to make such a choice. Our civilization could collapse economically, militarily, through natural disaster, or some other way. You might be the one who saves the three most useful books needed to start up again.

Besides, it’s the thought process that’s important, not the specific problem. It’s good to know how to prioritize things when resources are highly constrained.

Therefore, to return to Filby’s question, here are some book topics to consider:

  • Technology. You could bring a book about how things are made, how things work.
  • Literature. You might bring the complete works of Shakespeare, or the works of Homer. One of those books would help your civilization understand what it is to be human.
  • Culture. Maybe you’d take sheet music of our greatest composers, or books with pictures of timeless art and sculpture, if only to preserve them.
  • Governance. You could bring a copy of the U.S. Constitution or a book about various forms of government.
  • Religion. The Bible, Torah, or Quran. When starting a civilization, the spiritual side is important.
  • Philosophy. You could pick a single philosopher or a general book on the subject. Philosophers consider the biggest questions of all.
  • Survival. Perhaps a camping handbook or some other manual about survival techniques, growing and preparing food, etc.
  • Science. Maybe you’d need an up-to-date science reference so your civilization can avoid rediscovering things.
  • History. If you bring a history book, maybe this new civilization can learn from our mistakes.

There are certainly some categories I’ve missed. Even if you restrict your choices to the categories above, the limit of three books is frustrating. No matter which three books you choose, you’ll wish you’d brought others.

As for me, I think I’d bring one book on technology, a second on survival, and the third on systems of governance. I sure wish my time machine had room for more books!

With all the time in the world, I’m—

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 8, 2020Permalink

8 Distractoxins and Their Antidotes

Distractions are like poison to writers, interrupting word flow and reducing productivity. They come in various forms, so let’s call them ‘Distractoxins.’ Are there any cures?

First, I must give credit to author Dan Blank, who inspired this post with his hilarious list of writer distraction. Well worth reading.

I came up with my own list of distractoxins likely to interrupt a writer’s work. For each one I’ve got an antidote. You may experience distractions that aren’t on my list, and I’d love to hear about yours. Also, my antidotes aren’t guaranteed for everyone, so please let me know if you have different cures that work for you.

  1. Decorations. By this I mean other items in your writing room. They include bookshelves, clocks, furniture, lamps, knickknacks, wall pictures, etc. While considering your next sentence, you may fix your eyes on any of these items and your thoughts may drift away from the writing task at hand.

Antidote: Minimize the number of these items in your writing room. Avoid bringing new items in, since your eye will be attracted to any change.

  1. Fatigue. This needs no explanation. It happens.

Antidote: Stand up, walk around, swing your arms. You could try coffee, tea, or an energy drink but don’t overdo those.

  1. Internet. This includes social media, videos, email, and all the other attractions of our marvelous internet. Everything there seems so urgent and attention-grabbing, as if designed to distract us.

Antidote: Find a method of writing that limits your contact with the internet. This can include writing with ink on paper or using a typewriter, single-function word processor (like AlphaSmart or FreeWrite), or one of the various distraction-minimizing apps. The latter include Calmly Writer, FocusWriter, Ommwriter, Q10, WriteMonkey, and WriteRoom.

  1. People. There may be other people in your house, or neighbors, and it seems their mission in life is to interrupt you.

Antidote: There may be little you can do about this, since you may care about these people almost as much as you care about your writing. Still, you can close the door, hang a do-not-disturb sign, and hope for the best.

  1. Phone. The trouble is, you never know in advance if a call is important or not, but the ringing makes it seem urgent.

Antidote: Yes, you can turn off a phone, and you might have to resort to that. If you don’t want to go that far, then let it ring. Important people leave messages.

  1. Television. I like to joke that the inventors of TV in the 1920s had nothing to watch; now we have hundreds of channels, yet we suffer from the same problem they did. Not really true—there’s plenty to watch, and your friends and coworkers expect you to talk about favorite shows tomorrow.

Antidote: Every remote has an ‘off’ button. There’s no such thing as must-see-TV.

  1. To-Do Lists. There’s more to your life than writing, with many tasks to be done. While writing, thoughts of those undone tasks can nag you.

Antidote: This is a time management problem. Schedule time for writing, and for life’s other tasks. Work on higher priority things first, but leave some time for things you enjoy, like writing.

  1. Windows. Here I’m talking about actual windows, through which you can see the alluring outside world.

Antidote: Curtains or blinds.

The best antidote for any of these distractoxins is to note the signs of onset. You can feel yourself getting sidelined. You can realize it’s a choice you make, not an inevitable happening. Remember: you control your attention. Learn to recognize the moment a distractoxin takes over and, in that instant, make a conscious effort to recall why your writing task was important and imagine how good you’ll feel when you’re done.

Ooh. Excuse me. Shiny object over there. Wait…no…must focus on writing…must apply antidote…must save—

Poseidon’s Scribe

November 1, 2020Permalink